Alan Bean
About
Sir Alan Bean of Beaverton, Oregon — later elevated to Baron Bean — holds a special place as one of the show's longest-running, most faithful supporters, quietly giving month after month since the very beginning (back when he was still in Oakland). The hosts treat him with genuine reverence, correcting each other on his title and apologizing profusely whenever his name accidentally gets skipped on the spreadsheet. Steady and low-key, he lets his consistency do the talking, tossing in a little extra only when he feels the boys have earned it.
- "I'm going to keep sending you this money as long as the show stays a good show."
- "Given the inflated environment and the dedication you fellows have exhibited over all these years, I'm stepping up my monthly donation. Thanks, boys."
- one of the longest-running donors from the beginning of the show
- steady monthly supporter
- rarely leaves notes
- hosts always correct each other on his knightly title
Written by AI from this producer's donation notes and the hosts' on-air commentary. May contain errors.
Contributions
- 1885 — Adult Day Care$100.00
Given the inflated environment and the dedication you fellows have exhibited over all these years, I'm stepping up my monthly donation. Thanks, boys.
- 1877 — Flim Flam$100.00
Normally $50 month after month from the beginning of the show, and once in a while he throws in a 100 because he thinks we did a good job.
- 1868 — Lubio$50.00
No note for this donation.
- 1860 — micro-dosing$50.00
No note for this donation.
- 1402 — Sour Crude$50.00
No note for this donation.