Notable quotes

"I think literally nobody cares anymore about good TV shows. We might watch and we might not. It's not like it used to be, not like the good old days where you'd be like, hey, did you see Friends last night, it was awesome."

"Perhaps the actual study of autism, of how many people have autism, was the scam to begin with, an inside job before it even got to the Medicare."

"There is no iterating. You can't iterate. Use the same prompt twice in the same AI, it'll bring back two different results every single time. Ergo this crap is way overvalued and I think it's unusable for business."

"I remember meeting Queen Elizabeth. She may have been a reptile, but there was not much going on. I don't know how much command she had of the reptilian world."

"So he needs to be unalived, and then we got our money."

"There's only one thing worse than not having the answers is being boring."

"Interregnum, in between kingdoms. So he is by definition not a king."

"We, as humans, we love bad news and we love living in anger and we love living in sarcasm. And it's just, it's too bad because people get so wrapped up in it."

"We're not getting people on the moon. We're getting Waymos on the moon."

"It's our lot, but we're forced into our lot."

"Everything on social media is fake. That's how you have to look at everything. Everything is fake. Nothing is real. It's really not even worth your time."

"If it really was true that they're surveilling you on everything, how does this guy who the law enforcement knew about him... they're not tracking this guy. They're not that good."

"The official story indicates that you're incompetent. Why would you do that? Oh, we're dumb. I don't know, just throw everybody off track. Give us more money."

"I think you guys are just there to spread disease. You're not actually there to combat it."

"Since I'm a heart patient I have to have no salt in my diet basically for the next year or two."

"It's crackpot and buzzkill in the morning."

"It's a republic, you dumb shit."

"I think this is Trump finally getting around to completing the Bay of Pigs operation that Kennedy chickened out on."

"He's the mechanic that fixes all the screw-ups."

"3,700 trades. That's HFT. They've got an algo running."

"I have screwed a lot. I cannot ever recall using screw lube."

"I cannot believe that for 18 years, one thing has been my segment. One thing."

"Why are we prosecuting a war that's harming Americans for the benefit of Israel or these Persian Gulf dictators?"

"We have a Jesus boat with some diesel on it coming your way. But, you know, we got to have the Catholic guys run everything now."

"You are being played on all sides."

"So I was on the masthead as the anti-editor. And I wrote these columns at the back, which were always critical."

"Meanwhile, I'm thinking, you guys are all so old-fashioned. I got a Bitcoin memorized in my head. I'm walking around with a full Bitcoin crossing borders."

"You can't hold hands with a woman, but you can kiss a man on the street."

"Well, let's be honest. It's not like the Internet has been a plus for the world, has it now?"

"This is America, Russia, China working together against the globalist dickheads, sorry, I just have to say it, who all circle around Carney in Ottawa."

"I love the old school traps. I put a nice little bit of Merlot infused cheese on that thing."

"If you're still using Windows, you deserve this."

"First you say, oh yeah, no, I like Trump, I think he's doing some good stuff, and their face goes, and then you just have to say our borders are closed and we're kicking out the undesirables."

"It's not COVID, it's not going to spread like a pandemic virus like COVID did... we are just rewinding the movie, we're inserting a new word, we're bringing back the same puppets."

"The government has no right to decide what I can and cannot understand or handle or see."

"I can go to sleep at night knowing that I'm an honest podcaster, and I keep my pants on."

"If we hurt our own income by telling you what we actually think, don't you think that that's probably something you might want to pay attention to?"

"I've been misgendered."

"We are a war nation. It's what we do. We're good at it."

"Every LED bulb you buy should last forever, your lifetime. Good for life. It should be good for life and none of them are except my bug bulb."

"We don't consider you listeners. We don't consider you an audience. We don't consider you lesser than. We don't consider you fans."

"We've got zero fans. In fact, we have more hate listeners than fans."

"My first wife was a barrel racer."

"Anyone could fall prey to this. Anyone. It's not even a political spectrum anymore. It's just whatever you've been inundated with, whatever has been injected into you into your brain. We weren't built for this."

"There's a mechanism in all these agencies that overwhelms you. He can't do this, you can't do that."

"You want to look better by losing some weight, and the result is you lose your libido, you lose your butt, you lose your face, and you lose your hair. Congratulations, you weigh five pounds."

"There's too much money and no money coming in. I can do math. I can calculate. This is not going to work out."

"If I die before you, I fully endorse recreating me with AI. Tourette's and all, make sure it's all in there, make sure it's accurate."

"The more you think about death, the happier you are as a person. I'm I'm gonna be cremated for sure. I'm gonna be thrown in the face of people I don't like."

"Here's a thought kids. Don't take any pills. How about that?"

"When you have secret laws, that's when you know your country has gone too far."

"We are not slop. Maybe two old dudes, but we're not slop."

"Linda helps professionals and executives turn their experience into a clear story of leadership, results, and impact."

"I think these guys are toast."

"I think Charles is here to negotiate the terms of surrender with Trump. It's like, you're done Charles. We got you."

"All of this stuff is fake and gay. The what you're paying at the pump now, fake and gay. All of it."

"I've learned in the eighteen years we've been doing this and really has been during this show that the world that you see is usually if you turn it upside down that's the reality of it."

"So when everyone's saying Trump is nuts and he's senile and he's demented and he's a liar and he doesn't know what he's doing, I'm looking for the thing where it maybe it's exactly the opposite. So the only thing I'll defend is our analysis."

"You're a lousy doctor. You have no concern for the patient's needs or desires."

"When the nurses don't like the doctor, that's a problem with that doctor."

"Through a shell company they named — and I'm not making this up — Center Investigative Agency. CIA."

"I will lay face down in the mud so my grandchildren can walk over my back."

"We're very unbalanced, in fact. We are who we are, and what we don't do is we don't get captured by the audience like Megyn Kelly, Tucker Carlson, all these guys start hating Jews for no good reason."

"Who needs the robot when you've got Rob the constitutional lawyer who I might point out has co-written a dictionary."

"You will never ever ever have a president like this in your lifetime ever again. Enjoy the ride while it lasts."

"Oil is the symptom. Insurance is the disease. And WHO runs the insurance?"

"This is so powerful it could kill the world. It could bring down... look at the diseased lung on this AI. You want it, don't you? It's marketing and it's good."

"It's ruining everything. It's ruining our lives... It's horrible for the arts, man."

"What did we learn man what did we learn about ourselves this past week we learned that if you see a white dude in a MAGA hat, everybody thinks racist, a-hole, jackass."

"The only way it works at all is that you have to have people in isolation. The best example of a situation where propaganda would work very well and people would just believe whatever you tell them is North Korea."

"Austin does not want a wall to stop illegal entry into the country but they sure want one in the alley."

"This is a CIA operation. I think this is something that they've been working on, and I think they're putting all their real smart guys on doing this to make it look smooth."

"She is leading a pack of young people who can vote already or next year and she is the pied piper of the millennials."