Austin Allen
Contributions
- 1883 — Orgy of Socialism$200.00
Happy two fifties gents. I felt it was necessary to become a knight and join the No Agenda round table before my child, hopefully a son this time, is born next month. The due date is coming in hot, August 8. At the round table, I'd like Blanton's single barrel Kentucky bourbon and a large slab of raw salmon and salad to keep me from joining the triple bypass surgery gang. I've taken John's tip and started taking magnesium to keep my heart in good condition so I can be there as long as I can for my kids and future grandkids. I'd like to be known as Sir Sofa King Poole. Bless you both and long live the No Agenda podcast, go karma and turning the frogs gay. Stay chlorinated says your favorite pool guy, Austin.
- 1866 — Bug Bulb$225.00
Hello gents. It's Austin Allen, not to be mistaken with Cole Thomas Allen and no affiliation with the Wide Awakes. Just your favorite pool dude representing hell, I mean California. Making sure your pool feels great and not like the disgusting high chlorinated public pools and hotel pools. Thank you guys so much for all you do. I listen to you guys during my pool route and try to hit all my clients in the mouth. I love letting them know about the No Agenda podcast and how it helps relieve people from the fear porn of the legacy media. Your pool guy has about 10 seconds to make a good impression, and most don't. Throwback to Linda Lupatkin. For the best pool service in the greater Roseville area, email austinmdpoolsca at gmail.com. Named after his super amazing daughter Marley, who I love so much. Stay chlorinated.