Austin the Pool Guy
About
Austin the Pool Guy is a Roseville, California pool man who found the show after catching Adam on Joe Rogan and got hooked — running Marley's Dad Pool Service (MD Pools, named for his daughter) while listening to the boys keep his sanity intact. A devoted family man with a "doctor wife" he can't quite convince about fluoride, he cheerfully documents the milestones of his life through his notes, from his daughter Marley's high school graduation to a baby on the way (please, a son — the house is drowning in estrogen, even the dog's a girl). He's always angling to start a Roseville meetup and offers himself up as boots on the ground for anything pool-related, and the hosts happily oblige his signature sign-off with a chuckle.
- "Stay chlorinated."
- "He's like the grandpa I never had."
- "Drinking Blanton's with my dad out of his houseboat at Lake Shasta in Northern California. Happy Father's Day, men."
- runs Marley's Dad Pool Service in Roseville, CA
- signs off 'stay chlorinated' / 'your favorite pool guy'
- wants to start a Roseville-area meetup
- family man — shoutouts to daughter Marley and his dad
Written by AI from this producer's donation notes and the hosts' on-air commentary. May contain errors.
Contributions
- 1879 — Grace and Assurance$100.00
Drinking Blanton's with my dad out of his houseboat at Lake Shasta in Northern California. Happy Father's Day, men. Your favorite pool guy, Austin.
- 1872 — Lunar Economy$250.00
Good morning gentlemen, a good morrow. Thank you for your courage and all you do to help everyone's sanity. John, glad you're well. And if I don't take care of myself I'll end up in the same boat. My grandpa had a five-way bypass. My dad had a three-way bypass at 45. So I'm probably looking at a one-way bypass in my future. My dad jokes around and calls the scar on the chest our family crest. It's called a zipper scar. Shout out to my beautiful and talented daughter Marley. Today is her high school graduation. So crazy being a dad but I wouldn't change it for anything. Kids really do change your life. The wife has a bun in the oven due in August and I'm praying it's a son because there's way too much estrogen in my house. Even the dog is a girl. I need someone to relate to. Stay chlorinated.
- 1865 — Wide Awakes$225.00
Hey Adam and John, first-time donor in need of a de-douching. I'm a 38-year-old and I first saw Adam on Joe Rogan and everything said, hit. Especially when talking about fluoride, which is still impossible to get my doctor wife to understand. I love listening to John, too. He's like the grandpa I never had. You're both amazing and I always look forward to listening to you guys while running my own business cleaning pool. It's good to hear donations are coming from my area in hell, I mean California. I'm in Roseville, and if anyone in this area would love top-of-the-line pool service, I've been in business for 10 years and a No Agenda fan for two. Please email me at mdpoolsca at gmail.com. MD is for Marley's Dad Pool Service, named after my daughter. I'm totally looking to start a meetup in my area. Would love to hang out with like-minded individuals. Thank you both for everything and saving people from being black-pilled daily. Your new favorite pool guy and boots on the ground for any pool-related things.