Dame
Contributions
- 1402 — Sour Crude$611.57
In the morning, gents. Jingles, orange scream, China's asshole, switcheroo and split between two and a b day list. Please credit $611.57 to my husband Chris Spradling in honor of his 30 birthday. But alas, he can finally join his dame at the round table. Please knight him, sir Crashalot of Sonoma wine country. The remaining $153.86, please credit towards the damehood of Mary Anne, mom-in-law of the Monterey Peninsula. Please give her a proper dedouching. Round table request, Dame's braised beef raviolis and smoke wagon. Happy birthday to the keeper of my heart. There is no better gift to myself than to elevate you to knighthood so my purse is no longer holding your seat at the round table. Kidding aside, I could not ask for a better partner in life. Cheers to the best that is yet to come.