Jack Schofield
About
Jack Schofield of Yankee Town, Florida — a place that made even the hosts do a double-take ("Really, there's a Yankee Town in Florida?") — is a steady presence on the No Agenda producer rolls. A survivor of more surgeries than seems fair for anyone his age, Jack once marveled that he couldn't imagine being awake during them, a note that had the hosts ready to write letters on his behalf. He crossed into knighthood as Sir Jacket, joining his beloved Dame Susie Boot Scooter of the Nature Coast to mark 54 years of wedded bliss.
- "I've had too many surgeries for my age, I could not imagine being awake during them. Love you both."
- "Short comment, so John does not bust my balls."
- "Call me Sir Jacket."
- knighted as Sir Jacket
- celebrated 54 years of marriage to Dame Susie Boot Scooter of the Nature Coast
- keeps his notes short to avoid John busting his balls
- hails from Yankee Town, FL
Written by AI from this producer's donation notes and the hosts' on-air commentary. May contain errors.
Contributions
- 1888 — In The Mourning$88.88
I will miss John dearly. When I sent my first email and he responded, I was totally surprised. I believe in show eight eighty six. John talked about how the supporters were like friends and how you both interacted with producers. May God watch over the Dvorak.
- 1883 — Orgy of Socialism$52.72
No note for this donation.
- 1873 — Supercycle$250.00
Short comment, so John does not bust my balls. This gets me to knight status to join Dame Susie Boot Scooter of the Nature Coast and to celebrate 54 years of wedded bliss. Call me Sir Jacket.
- 1861 — Cone of Uncertainty$50.00
No note for this donation.