La Jolla Salt Corporation
About
The La Jolla Salt Corporation arrives each time like a polished radio ad, delivering elaborate, tongue-in-cheek pitches for their small-batch, handcrafted sea salt scrubs from lajollasalt.com — invigorating exfoliators, luxurious moisturizers, and spell-binding essential oil fragrances for your skin "on earth or off." The hosts have a soft spot for the bit, dutifully reading the copy in full (while patiently reminding outsiders that La Jolla is spelled L-A-J-O-L-L-A and pronounced by no one out of state). Whether nudging producers to upgrade their Mother's Day gifts, promoting the No Agenda Instagram, or hobnobbing among lunar economy pioneers, this producer treats every note as prime advertising real estate and always signs off with a cheerful "go podcasting."
- "If dinner arrives at the table cold or not at all, get your mother a better gift."
- "Hobnobbing among lunar economy pioneers preparing for the IPO of our new Arm Salt x."
- "Nothing quite addresses the punishing effects of the frozen dark vacuum of lunar environments like a premium sea salt scrub."
- writes elaborate ad copy for their lajollasalt.com sea salt scrubs
- always closes with 'go podcasting'
- promotes the No Agenda Instagram
- playful sci-fi/lunar framing in later notes
Written by AI from this producer's donation notes and the hosts' on-air commentary. May contain errors.
Contributions
- 1883 — Orgy of Socialism$250.00
One of the least appealing effects of the journey through the Mahjong Desert is how harsh and drying it can be to your skin. Fix it fast with a sea salt scrub from lajollasalt.com. For a limited time, each jar contains an official non licensed, non sanctioned, non endorsed, genuine No Agenda show mahjong tile to add to your set. Each tile hand inscribed using the finest Sharpie we could find. Supplies are limited, so act fast. La Jolla Salt Dot Com. Please support the show. Go podcasting and have an amazing two hundred fiftieth Independence Day weekend.
- 1879 — Grace and Assurance$210.66
Hobnobbing among lunar economy pioneers preparing for the IPO of our new Arm Salt x. We wish to pause and suggest producers produce a sea salt scrub for themselves, their friends and family. Nothing quite addresses the punishing effects of the frozen dark vacuum of lunar environments like a premium sea salt scrub. At lajollasalt.com, our scrubs are a small batch handcrafted all natural way to nourish your skin on earth or off. Enjoy the luxurious scents and fresh clean feel every time. People, please support the show and follow No Agenda podcast on Instagram. Go podcasting.
- 1875 — Sonic Thump$210.60
Normally we would interrupt this regularly scheduled broadcast to recommend the superlative small batch handcrafted sea salt scrubs from lajollasalt.com. But not today. As of this writing, we are less than halfway to seeing John's Dvorak studio. If you have an Instagram account, please follow No Agenda podcast on Instagram right now. It costs nothing. We're on the brink of history. It's the season of reveal, and all it takes is a follow.
- 1871 — Hatman$210.60
Two weeks just passed since Mother's Day. If dinner arrives at the table cold or not at all, get your mother a better gift. Consider a sea salt scrub from LaJollaSalt.com. Invigorating exfoliator, luxurious moisturizer, and spell-binding essential oil fragrances will get you back on track with mom when you gift with a la jolla salt sea salt scrub. Place your order today. Also support the show. Thank you for your courage.