Jack Ash
Contributions
- 1884 — Code Brown$3,333.33
ITM gents, after retiring from almost three decades on active duty and unable to burn over two months of acquired leave, I was forced to sell back sixty days and as such got an unexpected bonus of which I would like to send some your way. Please use the attached rubblizer funds as a partial double switcheroo for my smoking hot wife. Twenty years together, we never had a fight. Hereafter, Dame Lizard, keeper of the Squatch. And my wee last human resource, hereafter Dame Izilla, pixie of Cascadia. Remainder elevates me to Baron. If it pleases the committee, I would like to assume the mantle, sir Jack Ash, red Baron of wandering saskiches. Much love and respect for all involved with delivering this amazing public resource to the nation. Thank you for your courage, sir Jack Ash.
- 1860 — micro-dosing$74.74
Belated happy birthday, you old goat.